I played Ms. Pac Man last night, and had a blast. This morning I came across the following article, wherein a gaming magazine subjected a group of kids to classic video games.
In the following exchange, Tim and John tackle Pong.
Kids Play
Electronic Gaming Monthly
TIM: My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. Fear my pink line. You have no chance. I am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. [Misses ball] Whoops.
JOHN: Tim, how could you miss that? It was going like 1 m.p.h.