Take A Break From The Tube

This coming week is TV Turnoff Week. Take a break from the onslaught. You just might find you like it.
If your boob tube isn’t a behemoth, stick it in the closet or basement and put a plant in its place. If it’s more of the monster-size variety, cover it with that nice shawl your grandmother knitted. At the very least, hide the remote — it’s amazing what’ll happen when you can’t channel surf without moving your fat ass off the couch.
Bonus points for the best idea on how to spend one’s time away from the tube.