Something For Everyone

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Amazon.com is certainly, uh, branching out. Reading some of the product reviews for the above item (I think I’ll leave it unnamed to prevent unnecessary search engine visits) is entertaining. Among them:

UNHAPPY USER:
“Disappointing and a bit painful. The size of the item means it might work well on ‘large’ women.”

HAPPY USER:
“No more wandering the interstate truck stops all night. Just turn it on and let ir (sic) turn you on. Anyways my only complaint is the battery life cycle, but that can easily be remedied with a soldering iron, bridge rectifier, and AC power outlet.”

One thought on “Something For Everyone

  1. Good for Benjamin, who will no longer be looking for sex at truck stops–Kudos, Ben!! (but I bet there’re some lonely truckers out there tonight.) Love the pretty daisy–makes the rabbitt seem so un-threatening . . .

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